A Puppy’s New Year’s Resolution

A silly list for holiday laughs, here is a list of your dog’s New Year’s Resolution. One or all may apply!

1. I promise I will try to keep my holiday barking to a minimum before and during your big family party.
2. I will not chew any of the guest’s shoes and if I sniff them I’ll keep it at a 3 second minimum.
3. I promise I won’t jump on anyone I don’t know, but with all the cousins there are no guarantees.
4. I swear that I won’t wake you up too early on the days you want to sleep in for your holiday vacation.
5. I will not chew on, push, jump on, or run anywhere near your precious Christmas tree.
6. I will not swallow tinsel.
7. I will not pee all over the Patio Furniture just because the snow is too wet, cold, and uncomfortable for my paws.
8. I will not open up any of the kids gifts.
9. I will try my hardest not to eat any of the leftovers or food that just so happens to be sitting out. But you should try not to leave it out.
10. I promise not to lick a human’s spoon, fork, or to even go near anyone while they are eating.
11. I also promise not to beg even though you always forget to feed me when you have the whole family over.
12. I promise to not entice the cat even though she is a little brat when you don’t constantly have her in your lap.
13. I also promise I won’t get jealous when the guests want to pet the cat instead of me.
14. I won’t try to be the center of attention, but I will not stay in one room tied up, that is just torture.
15. I will not kill any animals outside just because you keep shoving me out the door when the door bell rings.
16. I will not run to the door when the door bell rings anymore.
17. I also will not run underneath the dinner table when somebody drops a piece of ham.
18. I will not jump up on the tables, counters, or couches.
19. I will not knock over the bird cages when I get too excited.
20. I promise that if I sniff the pretty ladies, I’ll do it with so much swagger that they won’t even notice. And if they do, they will pet me because I’m so cute.

Woof, Woof, Happy New Years!

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